The Miami Heat are only three games out of first place in the Eastern Conference and have already eclipsed last year’s win total, but that doesn’t mean all is well in South Beach.
In shocking news, Dwayne Wade recently admitted regretting his decision to recruit Lebron James to the Miami Heat. “ I really regret it, man. I used to be the man at the local BK, but now all they do is just ask where King James is. Hello, King James is a McDonald’s sponsor! He doesn’t want to eat no stacker. Now only Arby’s comps my meals, but who the heck wants to eat at Arby’s?”
When asked if he regrets recruiting Chris Bosh, Wade replied, “Who’s Chris Bosh?”
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